Kiley: We have to tumble today.
Me: Yes! What is the prompt?
:: Kiley looking it up ::
Me: I really want to watch my vampire show tonight.
Kiley: what show?
Me: True Blood. It’s really violent and sexual. It’s kind of like soft core porn.
Kiley: It’s how you hope your future will be.
Kiley: ::wide-eyed:: the prompt! that’s the prompt!
I’m dying.